your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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