Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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