I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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