C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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