sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
