brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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