what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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