$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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