is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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