i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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