I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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