what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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