We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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