We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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