I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
