In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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