butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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