So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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