when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize