I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize