Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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