Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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