if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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