Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm passing your future prison.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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