I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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