I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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