covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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