they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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