So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Randomize
