No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
