We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have aggressive nipples.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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