All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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