things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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