Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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