Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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