I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I am available for nakedness
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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