By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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