Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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