I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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