I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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