White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i barfeds in our rink
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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