guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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