She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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