I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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