yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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