this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You made out with two different species that night
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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