it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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