It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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