Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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