thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize
