So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize