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question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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