In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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