Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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