The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Randomize
