like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Can I color on your dick again?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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