rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Let's paint friendship bongs
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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